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King B Cards

Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need with the filters above or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

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It's probably not a good idea for Santa to visit everyone's homes this year! Lets hope he masks up and santises regularly. Make someone smile with this naughty Christmas card by King B.

Super Spreader

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We get it- they're ill! But they don't have to keep harping on about it! Make them smile with this cheeky get-well card from King B.

Get Well Soon

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Who said romance is dead? This is #couplegoals. This card from King B will make your bedside phone partner giggle!

Happy Anniversary

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They did you a solid but you can't be too nice - that'd be weird! Send this cheeky thank you card from King B to make them smile.

Cheers Big Ears

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If anyone can thank them the right way, it's the king - ahuh-huh. Thank them the royal way with this rocking card from King B.

Thank You Very Much

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To be fair the gifts aren't worth breaking the law for! Have a laugh about lockdown this Christmas with this silly King B card.

Rule Of Six

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Icontinence really is no joke? Until you wet yourself laughing, that is! Well and truly take the piss with this hilarious birthday card by King B.

Ultimate Multitasker

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We're all a human sized dick sometimes and you want to apologise for being one! Make them laugh with this weirdly sentimental yet funny card from King B.

Sorry For Being A Dick

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They've left an impact - that's for sure. You'll be mopping up the tears for weeks! Make them laugh with this cute leaving card from King B.

We Will Miss You

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They've had a scout around and decided that these rude bits are definitely worth it! This cheeky card from King B is definitely going to make the laugh!

Congratulations Wedding

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Put on your flares and corduroy and whip out your best moves cos your dad invented disco. Maybe get him to put away the chest pubes though? Designed by King B.

Original Hipster

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They're the youngest 70-year-old you know and they don't care (that's why you love them!). Make them laugh with this funny card from King B.

Happy 70th

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Up to 30 people are allowed at a funeral you say? In that case it looks like Trevor the turkey is about to be sent off in style! Bend the rules with this funny Christmas card by King B.

Stick To the Plan

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Why not have both? Or neither? Bring on those celibate bearded ladies!! Make them laugh with this brutally honest card from King B.

You Are 40 Now

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The Ant to your Dec, the Eddie to your Patsy; spend another year side by side, wreaking havoc with the other half of your double act! Birthday design by King B.

My Partner In Crime

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For a birthday girl in denial, who's not quite old and boring yet (only half true). Wish her another decade of getting into trouble! 40th Birthday design by King B.

Naughty At Forty

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Know someone who got a furry friend over lockdown? Then send them this King B card and congratulation them on their new addition.

Dogs Are For Lockdown

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