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Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need via the filters or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

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We're all a human sized dick sometimes and you want to apologise for being one! Make them laugh with this weirdly sentimental yet funny card from King B.

Sorry For Being A Dick

Put on your flares and corduroy and whip out your best moves cos your dad invented disco. Maybe get him to put away the chest pubes though? Designed by King B.

Original Hipster

We get it- they're ill! But they don't have to keep harping on about it! Make them smile with this cheeky get-well card from King B.

Get Well Soon

They've left an impact - that's for sure. You'll be mopping up the tears for weeks! Make them laugh with this cute leaving card from King B.

We Will Miss You

A supportive friend always keeps up with her bestie, drink for drink, even if she'll REALLY pay for it in the morning! Birthday design by King B.

My Liver Hates You

They're the youngest 70-year-old you know and they don't care (that's why you love them!). Make them laugh with this funny card from King B.

Happy 70th

The honeymoon period is officially OVER. Nothing says happily married like bog roll for your anniversary: it's practical, can be luxurious, and a big pack means you're definitely looking to the future! Designed by King B.

Here Is Some Paper

Who said romance is dead? This is #couplegoals. This card from King B will make your bedside phone partner giggle!

Happy Anniversary

Why not have both? Or neither? Bring on those celibate bearded ladies!! Make them laugh with this brutally honest card from King B.

You Are 40 Now

There's always one? Let the birthday mayhem unfold and prepare to be the one to pick up the pieces, as usual! Birthday design by King B.

Takes It Too Far

They're escaping the office - to start in another. I guess progress is progress? Say Well Done to the office jumper with this cute card from King B.

New Job

Even if you're still just winging it, here's to another year of being happily nestled together! Anniversary card design by King B.

Two Lovebirds

They've had a scout around and decided that these rude bits are definitely worth it! This cheeky card from King B is definitely going to make the laugh!

Congratulations Wedding

The Ant to your Dec, the Eddie to your Patsy; spend another year side by side, wreaking havoc with the other half of your double act! Birthday design by King B.

My Partner In Crime

Sometimes there's no better help than a massive hug from a friend. This card from King B is just the kind of pick-me-up they need to start feeling a little better.

Huge Hug

We regret to tell you that it's officially all down hill from here... But don't worry, the party doesn't stop just because you've turned 30! Birthday design by King B.

Decade Of Cellulite

If you're wondering what happened to your sweet, polite child and who this moody teenager is who's taken their place, then this is the card for you! 16th Birthday design by King B.

Sweet Sixteen

Oh, and don't make the mistake of thinking it gets any better once they hit their teenage years. More like 10 times worse! Designed by King B.

Decade Of Chaos

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