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Jeffrey & Janice Cards

Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need with the filters above or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

Well of course but either way youre gonna end up with a belly ache or a massive headache. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Full Of Wine

True love is them wiping for you after youre done. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Going For A Poo

They!ve only asked Santa for seven things and they!re all bottles of gin. A Christmas card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Off My Tits Drunk

Their age may be forever changing but the thing that follows them around is still in tip top shape. A birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Mighty Fine Ass

They may be getting old but they are still one magnificent bastard! A birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Magnificent Old Bastard

Mother hood actually starts the first time you mutter ffs under your breath. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Mutter FFS

Better to take a second and ready yourself than to force it and have shit running down your leg. A birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Steady Yourself To Fart

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The perfect Jeffrey & Janice card to personalise and send to your favourite gal on her birthday. Hopefully it'll get a wine-induced giggle!

Fantastic Bitch

The win makes them forget about the mess until they trip over it in the morning trying to get to the paracetamol cupboard. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Friends Care About Wine

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Send this personalised birthday card to a miserable old b*stard and see if he'll crack a smile. Maybe after the 7th drink? Designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Grumpy Fuckers Deserve A Card

It!s good to know what role you are going to play when Christmas comes and this is definitely the funnest. A Christmas card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Christmas Aunt

Say happy birthday to the sexiest beast you know with this card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

You Sexy Beast

Any bird-lover would be happy to see that these tits have grown up and are flying about on this Jeffrey and Janice card.

Your Magnificent Tits

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Picnic in the park? More like piss-up in wherever the hell you end up! Where are we again? Personalised birthday design by Jeffrey & Janice.

One Of The Classiest Bitches I Know

Santa would probably get arrested for drink sleighing and that!s a hefty fine. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Gin And Doughnuts

We don!t judge here at Scribbler get what you deserve and enjoy it! A birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Cock Hungry Hoe

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For a Dad so old he's got his arse permanently glued to his armchair. Personalised this Jeffrey & Janice birthday card to make his day!

Magnificent Old Bastard

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