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Jeffrey & Janice Cards

Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need with the filters above or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

True love is them wiping for you after youre done. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Going For A Poo

Nothing says love like putting your coldest part on their warmest part and saying "is this cold?" A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Cold Feet Warm Arse

The win makes them forget about the mess until they trip over it in the morning trying to get to the paracetamol cupboard. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Friends Care About Wine

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Send this personalised birthday card to a miserable old b*stard and see if he'll crack a smile. Maybe after the 7th drink? Designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Grumpy Fuckers Deserve A Card

Mother hood actually starts the first time you mutter ffs under your breath. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Mutter FFS

Their age may be forever changing but the thing that follows them around is still in tip top shape. A birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Mighty Fine Ass

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The perfect Jeffrey & Janice card to personalise and send to your favourite gal on her birthday. Hopefully it'll get a wine-induced giggle!

Fantastic Bitch

Being a drunken old hoe bag has never been more in! Go Feminism!! A birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Drunken Old Hoebag

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For a Dad so old he's got his arse permanently glued to his armchair. Personalised this Jeffrey & Janice birthday card to make his day!

Magnificent Old Bastard

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It's the only real way to relieve pressure and promote mindfulness! Help someone become more Zen with this hilarious Jeffrey & Janice card.

How To Feel More Zen

Well of course but either way youre gonna end up with a belly ache or a massive headache. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Full Of Wine

Husbands need sleep to get away from the stress their wife constantly gives them. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Sleep Like A Husband

If your best friend is your wing gal, let her know you rate her with this hilarious Jeffrey and Janice card.

A Best Friend

Well you know what they say youre only as old as your mind is unless youre like really old. A birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Mind Think's You're 29

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Picnic in the park? More like piss-up in wherever the hell you end up! Where are we again? Personalised birthday design by Jeffrey & Janice.

One Of The Classiest Bitches I Know

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There's nothing wrong with a little disco nap - it gets you ready to party even harder! Wish them an epic 60th birthday with this hilarious card by Jeffrey & Janice.

Here's To Grabbing 60 By The Horns

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