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Jeffrey & Janice Cards

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Well of course but either way youre gonna end up with a belly ache or a massive headache. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Full Of Wine

True love is them wiping for you after youre done. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Going For A Poo

Nothing says love like putting your coldest part on their warmest part and saying "is this cold?" A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Cold Feet Warm Arse

Husbands need sleep to get away from the stress their wife constantly gives them. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Sleep Like A Husband

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Isn't that what marriage is all about? Wish your better half a very happy anniversary with this silly card by Jeffrey & Janice.

Here's To Keeping Our Shit Together

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Anyone who's been in that situation will know the kind of will-power it takes not to smother them in their sleep! Let them know you love them with this hilarious Jeffrey & Janice card.

Love Is

And then it becomes about who can nap the longest, the wife always wins. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Overly Competitive

Why not place a bet on who is gonna die first they!re gonna get all your stuff away? A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Growing Old Together

If you don!t lower your standards you will be alone forever and probably actually be happy. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Lower Their Standards

Husbands only pay attention when food or sex is involved anything else is gibberish. A valentine!s card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Not Listening Anyway

What do you mean grow old and disgusting youre already there! A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Grow Old And Disgusting

Better to be half an arsehole than a full-on arsehole in my opinion. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Hopeless Romantic

You!ve been together so long you!ve forgotten when your anniversary is, but its sometime around now. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

It!s Sometime Around No

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