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Jeffrey & Janice Cards

Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need via the filters or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

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Just put him in the shower and hose it off it seems easier. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

He'd Wiped Their Arses

All fathers are grumpy arseholes its just their characters. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Grumpy Old Arsehole

If you see an elderly person napping make sure to check their pule on a regular basis as they may be dead. A birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

A Birthday Nap

True love is them wiping for you after youre done. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Going For A Poo

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Make sure you knock before you enter and always let them know you're coming around; you don't want to walk in on something questionable! Say congrats to the new home with this hilarious Jeffrey and Janice card.

Congrats On Your New Shag Pad

Well of course but either way youre gonna end up with a belly ache or a massive headache. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Full Of Wine

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The perfect Jeffrey & Janice card to personalise and send to your favourite gal on her birthday. Hopefully it'll get a wine-induced giggle!

Fantastic Bitch

Do you know someone turning 50 and panicking? Then this is the perfect card from Jeffrey and Janice.

Happy Birthday 50

The win makes them forget about the mess until they trip over it in the morning trying to get to the paracetamol cupboard. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Friends Care About Wine

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Picnic in the park? More like piss-up in wherever the hell you end up! Where are we again? Personalised birthday design by Jeffrey & Janice.

One Of The Classiest Bitches I Know

How do they manage to be totally awesome for this long? I would have given up after the first year. A birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Totally Awesome Bitch

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One day you're young and beautiful, and the next you're a couple of old bags sharing a bottle on the sofa. It happens to us all! Personalised birthday design by Jeffrey & Janice.

How The Fuck

Isn't this what's on all of our birthday lists? Jeffrey and Janice supply your dream card.

Massive Cock

Those couple of minutes are whenever they end up eating. A birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Official Grumpy Old Git

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