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Deliveries straight to the maternity wards.

Package Card

Preggs, by Full Fat. I'll take a sausage roll, a yum-yum and ? a new baby?? Say congratulations with this light hearted new baby card.

Preggs Card

Tell your partner about the evolution of their manhood whenever they see you. Designed by Full Fat.

Homoerectus Card

Order online from the maternity ward. Delivered straight to their door.

Bike Delivery Card

New In
Send this to your pals. We don't know how long this engagement will be buffering for...

Marriage Loading... Card

Missile Toe, by Full Fat. Kissing under a missile toe wouldn't quite be as sweet as mistletoe. Send this punny card this Christmas!

Missile Toe Card

Labour Party, by Full Fat. I guess that's one way to think about the labour party? move over Corbyn there's a new labour star. Send this funny card to the left leaning new parent!

Labour Party Card

Congratulations on your new position

New Job Card

Bye Tears, by Full Fat.Who knew a word could cry? Send this simple yet heartfelt New Job card to send someone off.

Bye Tears Card

Compliment your partner and remind them what a great pair you make. Designed by Full Fat.

Socksy Card

For the dad who makes the greatest Sunday roast.

Besto Dad Card

Give this card to someone who'll appreciate a Christmas themed reference to jeans. Designed by Full Fat.

Elves Card

A sweet wedding anniversary card for the the love of your life or that couple who've been wedded forever.

Long Stay Card

OMG Ring, by Full Fat. They have a ring on their finger and you can't believe it! Send some happy vibes with this engagement card.

Omg Ring Card

Raisin me, by Full Fat. Dad's love a pun - that's a fact. This card has a perfect example of a joke your dad would love this Father's Day!

Raisin Me Card

Three Hoes, by Full Fat. Maybe Santa has just been into gardening this whole time?! Send some Christmas wishes to the green fingered person in your life!

Three Hoes Card

Perfect for sprout haters.

I Hate Sprouts Card

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