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I Fucking Love You AND I Love Fucking You. Be completely open and honest with this anniversary or Valentine's card from Dean Morris. What better compliment could you give to your husband, wife, boyfriend or girlfriend?

I Love Fucking You Card
Good Luck! Don't Fuck It Up. Keep your fingers crossed for them. A fantastically blunt Dean Morris Good Luck card for a friend or family member. Especially if they have an interview, have started a new job or they're leaving an old one.

Don't Fuck It Up Card
Tongue-in-cheek Dean Morris Birthday card ignores modern genetic advances and reverts back to guilt and finger-pointing. Just kidding!

Mother You Made Me Gay Card
Drunken Whore, by Dean Morris Cards.Consider yourself a drunken whore and want to say happy birthday to another one? This is the exact card for you.

Drunken Whore Card
The best person for this Dean Morris Birthday card is the person you have in mind after reading this title!

Best Friends Forever Card
To mark Dean Morris New Job cards 20th Birthday, we've spoke to the man himself and he has this to say about that New Job card: I love this New Job card and I think it speaks to an awful lot of people. Basically, anyone who has ever owned a computer.

Turning It On And Off Again Card
Let them know that 60 is going to be super with this Dean Morris Birthday card.

Super 60 Card
Is this all they use Alexa for? I don't blame them. Just make sure she's not keeping count! Wish your friend a happy birthday with this brilliant card by Dean Morris.

Send Wine Card
Best compliment you could give a gal? This Dean Morris Anniversary card gets to the point and provides a nice kitty picture too.

Nice Pussy Card
That's TRUE LOVE right there. We find the one that we can do this with you want to keep them.

Not Going Into The Other Room To Fart Card
The lovable, ditzy one of the group; you can be a bit of a bumbling fool? But at least you can laugh at yourself! Amongst all the drama, you've remembered to buy your Christmas cards so take this as a win. Designed by Dean Morris.

Completely Clueless Card
Help your friend out of their rut with this hilariously insulting Birthday card by Dean Morris.

Chin Up Dear Card
Being a Mum is much harder than a full-time job, so say thank you with this Mother's Day card by Dean Morris.

A Mothers Work Is Never Done Card
Mothers have a habit of making us fabulous creature shine and now you have the perfect Birthday card to tell her this

Mum You Made Me Fabulous Card
A saucy, tongue-in-cheek Christmas card by Dean Morris - perfect for your other half.

From Me And My Pussy Card
I Hope This Card Is Gay Enough For You. A brilliant same-sex birthday card from Dean Morris for your other half or a friend/family member.

Gay Enough For You Card
I'm Not Bored Of You Yet, by Dean Morris Anniversary cards.Who said romance is dead? Remind your other half that you can still stand them with this loving Anniversary card.

I'm Not Bored Of You Yet Card
We all need alcohol to get through Christmas, whether it's relaxing or stressful! Say Merry Christmas with this Dean Morris card.

I Need Alcohol Card
Another year, same old sh*t. Spread your Christmas pessimism with this design by Dean Morris.

Same Shit Card
Jesus knows what he wants! Send this Dean Morris Christmas card to someone who also wants a pony.

A Pony Card
If you don't care about Christmas, why not just drown your sorrows with some festive spirits instead? This Dean Morris is perfect for your boozy friends.

Fuck Christmas I'm Getting Twatted Instead Card
And they say size doesn't matter. The Dean Morris card for the well-hung romantic.

Enormous Cock Card
Send this silly Dean Morris card to someone who loves a good joke at Christmas.

Ho Homo Card
Ouch! Here's a perfect Birthday card for Dad if they're suffering with mans best friend. Be careful how you sit down.

You've Still Got It Dad Card

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