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Send your sis this silly Dean Morris Birthday card on their Bday, obvs.

Sis Card

So many occasions, so many twats. Dean Morris has the perfect Birthday card, so make a start and tell them all.

You're A Twat Card

Cat's couldn't give two shits whether you've aged or not, just feed them and get on with it! Send a fellow cat-owner this hilarious Dean Morris Birthday card from their cat.

Birthday Cat Card

Add A Photo
This photo upload Birthday card is destined to be sent to an absolute belter, perfect for yer Scottish pals. Designed by Dean Morris.

Happy Birthday You Belter Photo Upload Card

Some wankers need professional help and that's where this guy could help you. Send this Dean Morris Birthday card to someone who needs help.

First Class Wanker Card

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This devil definitely wears Primarni! Send this photo upload Birthday card to a true fashun and immortalize their best look. Designed by Dean Morris.

Of Course I'm Educated Photo Upload Card

Send this rude word search to that one friend who is an absolute... (well they'll have to find it).

Rude Word Search Card

I Fucking Love You AND I Love Fucking You. Be completely open and honest with this anniversary or Valentine's card from Dean Morris. What better compliment could you give to your husband, wife, boyfriend or girlfriend?

I Love Fucking You Card

Well, you must be a barrel of laughs then! Send them this hilariously deadpan birthday card by Dean Morris.

Shit Myself Card

Rub One Out, by Dean Morris Cards.When you're double-booked you've gotta prioritise. Send this hilarious card to make someone laugh on their birthday.

Rub One Out Card

This hilarious Dean Morris card is perfect for someone who loves a joke, especially on their birthday.

Arrow Twat Card

Never get so old that you smell of wee all the time. Dean Morris gives you a new worry about getting older for your birthday.

Never Smell Of Wee Card

Oh Fuck! You're Fucking Old, You Old Fucker. A very rude birthday card by Dean Morris for the old fogey in your life, or someone on your rugby team. Perfect for a friend or family member.

Oh Fuck Card

We Love Minge, by Dean Morris Cards. The haircuts may be atrocious but this card definitely says what needs to be said. Say happy Valentine's to your minge-loving partner-in-crime.

We Love Minge Card

Send this silly Brainbox Candy Birthday card to someone who's always looking for their glasses.

Big Letters Card

Say congrats to the happy couple on their big day with this Wedding card by Dean Morris.

Big Day Card

Happy Blow Job Day! That is the unofficial name for it. A charmingly direct Valentine's or anniversary card from Dean Morris. Perfect for a boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or wife who needs reminding.

Happy Blow Job Day Card

This Dean Morris card tells it like it is, so send this to your brother on his birthday.

Knobhead Brother Card

To mark Dean Morris Cards 20th Birthday, we spoke to the man himself and he has this to say about that card: Thought I would add a Christmas card to the list as I've been producing festive funnies since 1999. This one had to have been one of my most endearing. Normally gets me into trouble every Christmas with the Daily Mail and a few angry members of the public. I just think it's funny.

Let's Call Him Wayne Card

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