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Say goodbye with a middle finger with this Bon Voyage card designed by Bon Voyage cardShit.

Wave Side To Side Card

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Say goodbye with a middle finger with this Bon Voyage card designed by Bon Voyage cardShit.

Wanted To Wave Goodbye Card

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Say thank you to the person that deals with all your shit with this card designed by CardShit.

Dealing With All My Shit Card

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Anyone who has a love for cats will truly appreciate this silly Birthday card by Birthday cardShit.

Best Birthday In The Hole World Card

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I don't think anything will prepare them for adulting! But congratulate them on this milestone with this hilarious birthday card by CardShit.

18 Yay Adulting Card

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Show them just how much time and effort you put into buying their Anniversary card with this awesomely blunt birthday Anniversary card by Anniversary cardShit.

First Fucking Card I Saw Card

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Sleigh this Christmas and send a special message to a loved one.

Merry Christmas You Better Sleigh! Card

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This might be the most original pun I've ever seen! Know someone who loves puns, or perhaps trophy hunting then send them this brilliant Birthday card by Birthday cardShit.

Cat-Ass-Trophy Card

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An anniversary card with some huge balls (literally) designed by CardShit.

Anniversary Lick Your Face Card

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Their birthday is going to be utterly epic, so let them know with this cute birthday card by CardShit.

Birthday Panda-Monium Card

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Wish a lovely Grandson a lovely christmas with this cute bear christmas card designed by ruth roschatt designs.

Merry Christmas Lovely Grandson Card

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Just because they've turned 40 doesn't mean they aren't getting better with age! Wish someone a fabulous birthday with this card by CardShit.

40 And Still Fabulous Card

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Let them know how you feel about them leaving and say bon voyage with this card designed by CardShit.

Wanker Bon Voyage Card

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Lets hope the dog likes the child and doesn't eat it! A Baby Shower card designed by Baby Shower cardShit.

Little Human Card

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Once they're in, there's no going back. Let's hope that if they are twats your friends can come up with ingenious ways of annoying them! Say happy new home with this funny card by CardShit.

Good Luck With The New House Card

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They are the dogs bollocks, never let them forget that with this birthday card designed by CardShit.

Dogs Doodahs Card

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It's always nice when your cat takes pity on your helplessness and brings you a little snack! Anyone with a cat will appreciate this silly Birthday card by Birthday cardShit.

Ran Out Of Stuff To Kill Card

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Wish them the merriest Christmas with this Mollo card!

Merry X-mas Christmas Card

Perfect Birthday card for someone that's still dirty at 30 designed by Birthday cardShit.

Still Dirty At 30 Card

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Perfect Birthday card for someone that's still flirty at 30 designed by Birthday cardShit.

Still Flirty At 30 Card

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Celebrate the best christmas in the hole entire world with this card designed by CardShit.

Best Christmas In The Hole World Card

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Have a puuurfect 30th birthday with this card designed by CardShit.

30 Birthday Purr-Fect Card

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Are they ready for a child now? No probably not! A Father's Day card designed by Father's Day cardShit.

Best Doggy Dad Card

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Keep it on trend with this colourful birthday card from Whale and Bird.

Let's Party Retro Terrazzo Card

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