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It's just not possible! Celebrate their birthday or any occasion! By Brainbox Candy

Kung Fu Fighting Card

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Some people are never truly ready for a child, let your friends know how it is with this funny Brainbox Candy card.

Shit Just Got Real Card

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Illustrate your surprise at your friend's birthday with this great card from Brainbox Candy.

Derek Card

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For those who are getting on a bit. Celebrate their birthday or any occasion! By Brainbox Candy

Young At Heart Card

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You'll notice that this isn't your traditional nursery rhyme for Round & Round the Garden. It's been given a rude twist. This Brainbox Candy Birthday card is not for the faint hearted that's for sure.

Round The Garden Card

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They sound like fun! For those who like a drink! For their birthday or any occasion! By Brainbox Candy.

Drink With Moderation Card

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And then you meet up with the friend you bitched about and bitch about the person you had previously met. A Birthday card designed by Brainbox Candy.

True Friends Bitch About Others Card

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For those with anger management issues! Celebrate their birthday or any occasion. By Modern Toss

Chill Out Yeah Card

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30 years old. Don't worry though nobody can tell that youre already wearing a wig like the president of the United States. A birthday card designed by Brainbox Candy.

30 Your Birthday Is Gonna Be Yuge Card

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I mean this goes without saying if you open a bottle and do not finish it you are a bitch. A Birthday card designed by Brainbox Candy.

Finish The Bottle Card

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For those who are getting on a bit. Celebrate their birthday or any occasion! By Brainbox Candy.

Get Old Two Things Card

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Sometimes all people need is the middle finger. Send this Brainbox Candy card to anyone you can take a joke on their birthday.

Fuck You And Your Birthday Card

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Does your Dad let you down with his bouts of drunken twatishness send him this from Brainbox Candy.

Bouts Of Drunken Twatishness Card

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One for the grammar police! Celebrate their birthday or any occasion! By Brainbox Candy

Commas Are Important Card

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It feels like they have had 7 birthdays in this year alone! A card designed by Brainbox Candy.

Ageing Well Card

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For the MILF you already do... Or your best mate's mum! Send this Brainbox Candy Anniversary card to show your affection.

Milfs Card

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Let them know how you feel this Valentine's with this cute Brainbox Candy card.

Unbelievably Hot Card

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Show your friend how much you care and send this hilarious Brainbox Candy Birthday card.

Got You Absolutely Fuck All Card

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Sounds like a damn good night out! Know someone like this? Send them this hilarious Brainbox Candy Birthday card and let them know.

Total Fox Card

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This Brainbox Candy card shows that birthdays aren't for the faint hearted.

Birthday Bum Sex Card

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Getting up to pee is one of the worst things ever and they do it 9 times a night. A Birthday card designed by Brainbox Candy.

All Nighter Card

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You'll notice that this isn't your traditional nursery rhyme for Sing a Song of Sixpence. It's been given a rude twist. This Brainbox Candy Birthday card is not for the faint hearted that's for sure.

A Song Of Sixpence Card

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They have 9 months of drinks to catch up on its gonna take some work! Gift a new mum this Brainbox Candy Card.

Baby Out Drinks In Card

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For your foodie friends! Celebrate their birthday or any occasion! By Brainbox Candy

I'm Just A Girl Card

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