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Wetter Than an Otter's Pocket

You make me wetter than an otter's pocket - not the kind of thing you say unless you know someone really well (or are looking for a slap!). Send this very naughty Valentines Card, but watch out for the consequences. Go on we dare you dive into our rude valentines cards range and send a rude card.

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