Saint Valentine's Day, commonly shortened to Valentine's Day, is an annual commemoration held on February 14 celebrating love and affection between intimate companions - that’s the official line anyway. Here at Scribbler we like to spice things up a bit when it comes to sending Valentines Day cards so we have brought you our fantastic selection of rude valentines cards.

So why would you jeopardise your chances with the girl of your dreams by sending a rude valentines card? Well, despite what they say, most girls love a cheeky chap with naughty side. When you send a rude card your lady will know that you have a bold sense of humour. A rude valentines card says a few things about you.

It says that you are confident, and ladies know that only guys with a healthy dose of self-assurance would dare to send such a card. This sort of confidence is a major source of attraction – you better watch out or you’ll be fighting them off!

It says that you are a rebel – you know, the guy that walks on the edge of the wild side on the wrong side of town. When she gets a rude valentines card through her letterbox it will send a frisson of excitement down her spine. Valentines Day is going to be exciting and unpredictable.

It says that you don’t take yourself too seriously. If you can make a joke on a romantic occasion then you’re probably not too high maintenance. There’s only room for one diva in a relationship mate!

And girls, all of these things work both ways, so don’t be afraid to send rude valentines cards to your man.

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You're a cheap

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