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Couldn't Be F*cked

A funny, honest, and slightly rude work card from Modern Toss: He would like to apologise for his absence, says he couldn't be fucked. One of our great personalised everyday cards

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Multi-tasking

Pregnancy Leave

Sh*tted Up

Printers Broken

Peephole

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