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Say no to bog-standard and boring, spit in the face of traditional and get ready to usher in a new era of greeting cards. Scribbler is proud to be home to the rudest and funniest cards around and you can find our entire collection right here, so you don’t miss a thing!

This selection includes our Birthday, Anniversary and Thinking of You cards, as well as seasonal must-haves like Father's Day,  Christmas and Valentine's cards. Browse hundreds of unique designs for every possible occasion and find that perfect card to surprise and delight the one you love.

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Nice decorations! Will you be putting them up yourself? No, I'll hang them on the tree Get your loved ones in the jolly christmas spirit with this brand new card range from PunHub Another great Christmas card from our friends at PunHub!

Put The Christmas Tree Decorations Up Card
Set this deadly Doodles From My Brain Christmas card onto zombodie with ghoulish tastes this Christmas.

Ginger Dead Man Card
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Make your friends and family giggle this Christmas with this funny card from the Comedy Card Company.

Feel Like A Chocolate Orange Card
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Make someone smile with this card for birthdays and Christmas (or just because...)

Barbie Card For All Occasions
What the f*ck Joseph, you're saying this isn't from M&S? I hope they kept the receipt, what do we want bloody Mhyrr for anyway? Funny Christmas card by Do Something David.

Not Just Any Mhyrr Card
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New PS5? Ha, I don't think so! If he's into gaming and being a massive cliche, tease your boyfriend with this funny Christmas Birthday card by Scribbler.

Got You A Card Instead Boyfriend Card
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Send a beer lover this funny IPA reindeer Christmas card by Amelia Ellwood

Brewdolph- Funny Beer IPA Christmas Card
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Christmas is never quite as magical as you imagine. Celebrate the mundane festive season with this sarcastic pooch! Design by Katie Abey for Whale & Bird.

Average Christmas Card
It's party season, so cheer up your mates and family with this retro-themed card to celebrate Christmas, birthdays or any other parties.

Vodka Martini Card For Christmas And Parties Card
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Got a family member who doesn't know when to call it a night? Then send them this hilarious Christmas card by Do Something David.

Four Words Card
He is not the messiah! He is a very naughty boy! Another classic pun from the team at Quite Good Birthday cards.

Christian Bale Card
Want a Christmas card this year that is straight to the point with no fuss but is also just as nice as all the rest? Then buy this lovely card by Claire Giles.

Merry Christmas Card
Let your little ones know they're on the nice list with this Dear Santa card. They can then use it to write their letter to Santa. A lovely way to spread some Christmas cheer.

Dear Santa Card
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Just because it's Christmas, there's no need to go all soppy on us. Send a seasonal message to your favourite dickhead with this card by Scribbler.

Oi Dickface Card
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Say Merry Christmas to your wonderful son with this fun card.

Tracey And James Card
An adorable digital collage style bear with gifts features on this festive greeting.

Merry Christmas Bear Card
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Three wise men they are! And we use the word "men" very loosely. If they watch Star Wars every Christmas, they'll love this brilliant Scribbler card.

Follow That Star Card
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At least she knows what she wants! Tell grandma not to bother with the knitting, they want cold hard cash this year with this naughty Christmas card by Do Something David.

I Want Cash Card
Add A Photo
Make your Christmas cards more personal this year by using your own image to create a Scribbler photo upload card.

Merry Christmas Card
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Just not on an open fire ok?! Get your boyfriend excited for the festivities and let him know he's a total snack with this naughty Christmas card by Scribbler.

Boyfriend Give Nuts A Good Roasting Card
So, there can be something better that Christmas! Send this hilarious Dean Morris card to someone who's got their priorities straight.

Fat Cock Card
An adorable Cockapoo dog features on this cute Christmas greeting card design especially for Dad.

Best Dad Ever Christmas Greeting Card
An ideal Christmas card to remind your friends and family that you're lunchtime sandwich is truly dull.

Away In A Manger Card
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Send your child a Christmas Card and a letter from Santa in one with this personalisable offering. Add their name to the letter from Santa letting them know that they have been added to the "nice" list and they will be seeing Santa on Christmas Eve. Ho Ho Ho.

I Have Added You To The Nice List - Mum & Dad Card

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