Valentine’s Day is held on the February 14th and is a day for celebrating love and affection shared between intimate companions. The workers at Scribbler are a spicy bunch and when it’s comes to Valentine’s Day we love to turn the heat up on our selection of rude valentine’s cards.
We know what you’re thinking, why would you risk the chances with the girl of your dreams by giving them a rude valentines cards…? Women love cocky gentleman as long as they don’t make them look too stupid and we think it says a few positive things about you. If you have the gonads to send a rude valentines card then that shows you’re confident individual with an audacious sense of humour.
When she receives her rude valentine’s cards it could swing both ways. 1 way is that it sends a cold shiver down her spine with her thinking “how could he be so rude” or 2 she expects something so different that it gives her a genuine surprise and leaves a smile on her face for the entire commute to work.
Create an exciting and unpredictable Valentine’s Day by sending your partner a rather daring rude valentine’s card from Scribbler. Fill it will a personal touch by adding a photograph, there name and unique message inside to balance out the rudeness to romance.
I Really Love You, Oh and You’re a Great Shag. The safer option for a rude valentine’s card, however it is rude…just in a complimentary way. At the end of the day what’s the point in being in a relationship if the sex isn’t great? This card is highlighting that you love them so we don’t believe this card is too risky. If you love your partner and enjoy the sex then send this rude valentines card today.
Of course I love you now get me a beer. This card is stepping the rudeness up a notch. Be careful with this one as it’s bound to stir a few women up. The amount of time she’s caught you on the couch drinking a beer when you’re supposed to be doing chores. This style of rude valentines cards is designed for the strongest of relationships.
Happy Valentine’s Day. This is a great card to send on Valentine’s Day, just make sure to back it up with an overly romantic and loving message inside otherwise you’ll be suggesting you’re only with her for her oral Olympics. A cocky (literally) rude valentines cards which create a reaction on February 14th.