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Happiness Is Regular Sex and Potatoes

The two key ingredients of happiness. Happiness is regular sex and potatoes, what what happends when you throw a Valentines card into the mix? One of our many Valentines cards with a difference, if you love sharing sex and potatoes with your partner then this could be the card for you.

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